Get It Together.

Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching…a time to gather with your loved ones around you; spend hours in thoughtful meditation over all that the Universe has provided; ruminate on how you can use your unique talents and assets for the betterment of all mankind.

And fire exams.  Don’t forget fire exams.

Here’s the proclamation, folks:  we have to take 6 practice exams, STAT.  I say “stat” because it makes me sound like I went to medical school and because I’m in danger of forgetting the math stuff I just learned, so time is of the essence.  Anyhow, my prep book has these exams at the end, ranging from 50 to 150 questions each.  So, Sunday night is now “exam night”.  As Thor watches football, I will be taking a math exam each week for the next 6 weeks.  My sense of self-worth, personal happiness, and love life will be directly impacted by the results of those 6 exams.

Consider yourself warned.  You may wish to gird your loins.